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1.Garmarani , debopyiyochoda leora , sonagachi te babar business na shamle , baritey boshe pod marte marte gtalk e chat kora hocche !! bhoolbhal balchal bokbok kore lav nei , nijer ponga niye kete poro !!


2.choto bhai tar dada k bolche.”kal rate ma amai boleche tor r amar ato mukher mil kano………ami bujheo gechi”..dada sune bolche…..”jak,atodine bujhli tale j ami tor baba hoi,dada noi….ta ha re,amar nati hobe ne natni??????????”


3.• student:kon banchoder nati apnake ekotha bollo je ami khisti dei?saala motherchod take pele gaar mere rekhe debo -chudir beta saala.sir apnio udgandur moto biswas kore nilen?keno apnar gaare ungli kore diyechhilo naki?????????suorer bachhar make chudi 108 bar du bar fau.sir jene rakhben apnar student nijer pod marie asbe tao bhi achha kintu galagali debe na………….


4.jakhon sobai byartho hoechilo takhon ek pakisthani ese tor maa er pod mere 15 din haga bandho kore diechilo r 16th din tui sala gu-kheko maal ta pod die beriechili r tor maa er sala piles hoe giechilo!.


5.O AMAR MOTHERCHOD, TOR REPLY BHALO LAGLO. TOKE SOTTI KOTHA BOLI, AMAR ASL NAM CHAMPA, PARAY AMAKE CHAMPA MAGI BOLE . AMI DADAKE BOLBO AMAKE CHUDTE, NOILE OR DHON EKDIN CHHIRE DEBO. BABAKE DIYE CHODATE CHESTA KORBO, NOILE TUI O ACHHIS. KI BOL. JE KEO AMAKE DAKBE TAKE DRYEI CHODABO. GUDER KUTKUTANI AR SOITE PARCHI NA. KE AMAKE CHUDE CHAO BALO….


6.ARE PAGLI,DADAR BARA KOCHLAS AR GUDE NITE PARIS NA?

TOR DADAKEO BOLI O KEMON BOKACVHODA, BONER GUDER JWALA METATE PARE NA? TUI TOR BAP DIYE TRY KOR NA HOLE AMI ACHHI. TO MA BABAR CHODACHUDIR SMOY GHRE DHUKE JA , DEKHBI TOR BABA TOR GUD FATIYE DEBE, TOBE NYANGTO HIYE JAS. KI HOLO REPLY DIS. TOR ADARER NOTHERCHOD


7.AMI AJ PROTHOM EI KHISTIR SITE DEKHLAM. BHISHAN BHALO LAGLO. JYOTIR KAHINI PORE NIJER KATHA BOLTE CHAI. AMI MATRO 11 CLASSE PORI, KINTU AMAR MAI O PACHA DEKHBAR EBONG DYAKHABAR MATO. AMI AJO CHODACHUDI KORI NAI. TOBE AMAR DADAR SONGE EKTA SEX RELATION GORE UTHECHE, OPOR OPOR. DADA AMAR MAI TEPE, AMI TKHON DADAR BARA KOCHLAI. KOBE JE CHUDE PARBO JANINA. KEO JODI AMAKE CHUDE CHAY TOBR AMAKE JANA.


8.PODPAKA, GUDPAKA AR MAIPAKA DER KAHINI KHUB BHALO LAGLO, CHALIE JAO CHUTMARANIR DOL,CHELE CHODA, BHAI CHODA AR MA CHODA RA.


9.BOKACHODA PATHAKBRINDA, TODER GUD AR BARAR JANYO DUTO CHHARA LIKHLAM:

1) AMAR NUNU CHHATTO NUNU,

BABAR NUNU MASTO,

MAYER NUNU CHAPTA NUNU,

MODDHO KHANE GATTO.

2) KHETE BHALO CHALBHAJA,

DEKHTE BHALO MURI,

CHUDTE BHALO EK CHHELER MA,

TIPTE BHALO CHHURI.



10.jara sourer bachhar mato baaje nongra galagal dei tader ami block korte baddho hobo.sala,sourer bachha,bokachoda eisob oslil galagali ei site e deoa baron.vuleo keu jeno eguli onno ke diye choto na kore.

Ami kintu block korte baddho hobo niom na manle!


11.A-Andos

R-Randi

U-Udgandu

P-Ponga

S-Suyar

A-Albal

R-Rod dhokano public

K-Khanki

A-Asshole

R-Rochurganre


12.AMAR GUDER ROS SUKIYE JAYNI RE KUTTIR BACHHA. TOKE CHUP KORTE BOLECHI KARON AMI AR KAO KE DIYE CHODABO NA. TAI, TUI JOTO KHUSI LEKH NA TATE AMAR GUDER ROS SUKOBE NA BARONG BARBE, BABA AR DADAR SUBIDHE HOBE, BUJHLIRE KHANKIR CHHELE? TOR LEKHA GULO BABA O DADA PORECHHE, ODER ICHHE TOR MAR GUD R POD MARBE, RAJI ACHHIS TO BOL.



13.HA RE !!! HIJRER BACCHA JYOTI , TOR GAUND KHANA DEKHTE EECHE KORE…..SOTTI KORE BOLTO TOR GAUND AACHE KINA ?? TOR KI GAUND ER ROS SUKIEA GECHE RE EKHON…STOP KORTE BOLCHIS JE AMAKE COMMENT LIKHE….TOR GAUND ER SOB ROS SUKIEA GELE TOR BAAP AAR DADA TOKE CHUDBE NA RE…AMI EKTA SUGGESTION DICCHI TUI TOR MAA ER GAUND ER MASIK ROS NIJER GAUND E DHUKIEA TOR GAUND KHANA ROSALO KOR….TAHOLE TOR BABA AAR DADA CHUDBE RE TOKE…TOR KOTHA SUNE MONE HOIEECHE TOR TOR DADA AAR BABA CHODE NA….TOR GAUND E CANDLE LIGHT JALIEA TOR MAA ER SATHE GROUP SEX DEKHE KICHU EXPERIENCE JOGAR KOR…CHULKUNI MAGIR SOURE CHODA KHANKI MAGI………


14.ANEK BOLECHIS RE SUORER BACHHA, MOTHER CHOD, CHAKAR DIYE CHODANO MAYER CAP FATA CHHELE,

TUI TOR MAKE NIYE THAK AR MONER SKHE MAKE CHUDE JA. AMI JA BOLECHI TA SOTII, AMRA SAKOLE, MA, BABA, DADA O AMI EK SONGE CHODACHUDI KORI, AMAR BTYE HOYNR KINTU DUTO BACHHA ACHHE, BABAR MEYE,O DADAR MEYE. AMRA AR KARO SONGE CHODACHUSI KORINA TODER MOTO, TOR MA TO EKTA KHANKI MAGI. BAS, CHUP.



15.ORE KHANKI MAGIR HALF BAANCHOD MAGI !! TUI AAR TOR MAKE NIEA CHO RE SONAGAACHI…TOR SAAMNE TOR MAA KE CHUDE TOR SEX OTHATE HOBE , TOR SEX UTHLE TARPOR TOKE CHUDBO…..TOKE TOR MAAR SAMNE CHUDE AMAR BARA TA TOR MAKE DIEA CHOSABO………SONAGAACHI TOR KOTA MAA AACHE KUTTI ??? TOR SOB MAA KE DAKIS SONAGACHITE…CHODON SEKHABO !!


16.ORE MOTHER CHOD, AMI KI KORBO SETA TOKE BOLTE HOBE NA. TOR MA AR BONKE SONAGVHITE PATHIYE DE, AR EKSATHE 100TA BARA DIYE CHODA AR DARIYE DARIYE DEKH, TA HOLE TOR PUNNO HOBE


17.JOTI KHAKI !! AAJKER DIN TA AIDS DAY!!!….TOR BABA AR DADA KE BOL IRON OR STEEL CONDOM KINE TOR POD AAR GAUND KHANA MAARTE…..TOKE AAR KI BOLBO…TUI HOLI PAKA RANDI ER MEYE…TOR BAAP , DADA AAR DADU KE BOL TOKE AAR TOR MAAA KE EK LINE E SUIEA LONG THAAP DITE….TUI HOLI PAKKA KHANKI..TOKE KUTTA CHODON NA DILE TUI SALA SOUDHRABI NA………….TOKE THAAP DIEA TOR MASIK BONDHO KORTE HOBE….MASIK ER BODOLE TOR GAUND DIEA GU BER HOBE JETA TOR POD DIEA BER HOI


18.HA RE MOTHER CHOD, TAI KORBO. DADAKE DIYE EKTA CHHELE AR BABAR RASE EKTA MEYE POYDA KORBO. SON RE KUTTA, AJKER DUNIYAY KEO JANE NA KE KAR BAP. TUI KI JANIS KE TOR MA KE CHUDE TOR JANMO DIYECHE? AMADER BARITE FREE SEX, SABAI EKSONGE CHODRCHUDI KORI. AMI EKI SONGE DADAR BARA GUDE AR BPER BARA PODE DHUKAI. TOBE JENE RAKH AMI DADA AR BABA CHHARA AR KAOKE DIYE CHODAI NAA.


19.EKTA KATHA BOLTE BHULE GECHI, APNADER SUNTR BHALO LAGBE BOLE JANACHHI;- EKDIN DADA JAKHAN AMAKE CUDCHILO AMI DADAKE BOLLAM ‘EI DADA TOR BARATA BABAR BARAR THEKEO MOTA, DADA BOLLO; HA MAO TAI BOLE.


20.GUDMARANI BOKACHODA KHANKIMAGI CHUDIRBHAI ERA HOLO SATA CHODA.KINTU TUI TO EKTA ASTO TORBABAR BICHIR EK ANGSO & TOR MAYER EK ANGSO GUD. OI VABE DALKHER KI ACHE KALABI NAKI? KHANKI TOR MAYER GUDE BATGACH PUTE SAI BOT GACHER CHAOY TOR BONKE CHUDBO